Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We just shotgunned beers for America
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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