Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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