Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
tell me about the fingering
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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