Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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