Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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