8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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