piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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