I want to have your abortion
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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