Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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