Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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