I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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