get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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