So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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