she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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