So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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