so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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You may now shotgun with the bride
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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