i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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