I molested 6 butterflies tonight
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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