fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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