it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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