Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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