Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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