Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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