I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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