Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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