After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
