If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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