Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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