um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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