Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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