I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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