garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
nutella sex= disaster
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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