so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Alive.
So much puke
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
They have beer where we have blood.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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