Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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