Plan B is the new Plan A
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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