If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
