That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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