Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My vagina is officially offended.
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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