dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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