party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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