Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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