Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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