Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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