Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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