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well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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