i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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