I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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