ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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