these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
