i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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