The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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