Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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