And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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