at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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