Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do vagina's smell?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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